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torios:

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mamalizmas:

dreamlightasafeather:

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

Reblog to literally save a life

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

Reblog to save a life

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

SIGNAL BOOST THIS PEOPLE

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✨Get To Know Me✨

Hii👋🏼 I was challenged by my girl @kadarling to do this 20 facts about me tag. My blog has been pretty dead lately, so I don’t know if anyone really cares but what the hell😄 Here’s 20 facts about me.

Name: Essi

Nickname: Esme

Zodiac sign: Libra

Height: 168 cm, 5’5

Languages spoken: Finnish, english, and a little bit of swedish

Nationality: Finnish

Favourite fruit: Pear, kiwi and watermelon

Favourite season: Summer/ spring

Favourite scent: Everything sweet and fruity

Favourite/most used emoticons: 😂😍💜💕🌚

Favourite colour: Purple, blue, turquoise and pink

Favourite TV-show: American Horror Story, Fullmetal Alchemist, My Hero Academy, Breaking Bad, Attack on Titan, Friends, Modern Family and many many more🙈

Favourite Movie: Your name and Spirited Away. (There’s a lot more movies I love, but these are the ones that first came to mind)

Favourite number: 3

Coffee, tea, hot chocolate: Hot chocolate

Average hours of sleep: Honestly it’s either 2 hours or 12 hours, no in between.

Favourite fictional characters: Todoroki (BNHA/MHA), Alphonse (FMA), Mikasa (AOT/SNK),Chandler (Friends), Jesse (Breaking Bad)

Favourite sport: Does dancing count?😄

Dream trip: Pretty much anywhere lol, but mostly America, Japan and Korea.

Blog created: 2012


I wanna thank everyone who has been following my blog for years, I try to be a little more active from now on😄 thanks for reading this💕

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